Oh my god. I wish I could say I am off to a good start, but it's been a hell of a ride.
Besides for experiencing complete madness all day. I lost my reading glasses somewhere between where I parked my car and the Delta business class lounge. I know I actually had them because on the way to the airport I pulled over just to check! I had actually already went through security and sat in the lounge when I noticed them gone. At the point I went all the way back to the car park to check my car.
It's a good thing my flight was running 30 minutes late.
The car park people were useless. I have an odd feeling they are on the floor of the van. I did track down the van but it was full and hard to check. Around everyones feet.
I also checked the security checkpoint and the lounge. Nothing.
Well, lucky for me I found a pair of those cheapies at the airport book store. $12, a bargain. They came in a nice plastic baggie. I don't even know what I look like in these. Should I care? I don't know anyone in Rome.
Shoot. Guess what else? Those were new glasses. I just got them last Tuesday. Why did I get new glasses? Because I lost my other pair on a bus in Nashville two weeks ago.
OK, we are ready to go.... Good-bye Ralph Lauren glasses. Have a good life wherever you are.
"Dear Air France,
Please don't lose my luggage, other wise I may cry."